Прикольные смс. Английские

There was a young girl called heather, whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.

Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a cunt.

Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!

Bak 2 bak, front 2 front, on d table, lick d cunt, stick it in, do ur ting, do it hard & make her sing, tense ur body feel d cum, den let it rip into her bum!

Sex is like Nokia (connecting people)... like Nike (just do it)...like Pepsi (ask for more)... like Coca-cola (enjoy)... like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)...

Life for love Love for sex Sex for you And you for me...

Sperms were talking 1st: I’d like to be a doctor. 2nd:I prefer to be an artist. 3rd: I’m afraid this bastard masturbates and ruins our future!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!

Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

Men get and forget Women give and forgive.

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

U’ve got SEX APPEAL…U’ve got INTELLIGENCE…U’ve got class…U got da face…U got da body…I got the wrong number… SORRY!

No Flay From Fate (От судьбы не улетиш)!

I’m crazy, I’m fool, But my penis beautiful!

How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, Age 18 experience it, Age 28 look 4 it, Age 38 ask 4 it, Age 48 beg 4 it, Age 58 pay 4 it, Age 68 pray it, Age 78 4get it.

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and what’s in between.

fe is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy, that a cow can’t fly!

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Once i saw a little star, it seems so nice and bright to my eyes than suddenly you came and gave me this star and i must thank that you there are...

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.

To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra).

If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!

Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

File not found! Nobody leaves the room!

All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

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